inthesaferoom: (won't stop calling)
๐™ผ๐š’๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŽ๐š• ๐™ผ๐šž๐š—๐š›๐š˜๐šŽ ([personal profile] inthesaferoom) wrote2025-08-02 01:29 pm

sideways starters for @ xmascake

 What do you do when your evil counterpart fucks? What then? 
xmascake: (085 ๐Ÿฅพ maybe youโ€™ll end up in a body bag)

Was half asleep when I first clicked the link you sent and I was like omg they're going to Hot Topic

[personal profile] xmascake 2025-08-02 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)

[ Again, good evil Mike believes his counterpart will make good on the money portion of their bargain. Even the sadistic self-fucking. But the rest? He has his doubts.

So itโ€™s not a surprise when his other self shows up, all ready to get down and pine needley. ]

Damn.

[ Eyeing bad Mikeโ€™s unshaven face. ]

No need to get prettied up for me, yeah? I'll stick my dick in whatever.

[ He says this sarcastically, but where is the lie? ]

Take off the jacket.

[ His voice is brushed with irritation: he doesnโ€™t know what this guy is up to, but he already doesnโ€™t like it. ]

Not fucking you in that. Not fucking you in anything, actually. So โ€” take it off. Take it all off.