LET'S FUCK UP THE GOVERNMENT (it was just a PRANK, planet earth)

[inthesaferoom]

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starring in my own psychological thriller, it's a sellout

[inthesaferoom]

[ Mike dropped everything about five am and passed out like half a second later. It was terrible timing and it's about 6 pm when he wakes up. He really would have set an alarm if he'd predicted what was going to occur with his own damn body. But he had prepared for doing this another day. It was fucked up timing.

He realizes what happened the second he wakes up and jumps out of bed so fast it's a disaster. Just slips on the blanket thet looks came with him and crashes to the floor. ]

... tell me the world didn't end while I fucking slept.

[ He's more muttering to himself than anything. Just going to sit here a second and ponder his own choices. Realistically everything went according to plan. But he'll have to explain how suddenly a bunch of crap dropped that ousts a lot of people including Gavin's brother.

He's not going to try to pretend he doesn't know anything, even if they did manage to publicly pin it on a certain someone else. This has been so entangled in his life for so damn long that Gavin would see right though him. ]

almost responded as Connor. yeehaw

[ratmanreed]

[ Gavin was laying with Mike for a good, long, possibly obsessive while. But it’s fine. Eventually he went for a shower after really starting to soak in all the news, and the fact that he’s specifically not wanted down at the station right now due to his familial ties. Can’t remain impartial, and all that.

So he’s returning to the bedroom now, towel around his hips, as Mike jumps out of bed. ]

Not ended, no.

[ Gavin presses his lips together. Thins his eyes. ]

But shit’s hitting the fan, yeah.

[ Mike’s wording... hmm. Has Gavin a little on edge. He crosses his arms over his chest, then: ]

You psychic now too, or what?

Connor busting in with a gun to point at CRIME

[inthesaferoom]

Uh. No. Not psychic really.

[ He has to explain this eventually? He should explained it in advance, fuck. In his defense, he'd planned to do that today. Really set up some nice plans to cushion the blow. Then it had to be done days early.

That fucked up his entire damn timeline, thanks.

He settles himself into a sitting position right where he is on the floor. Properly looking up at him, it's suddenly a struggle not to be distracted, even with everything going on. ]

You know that's not fair, right? Being that hot in the middle of chaos. How am I supposed to explain?

😹😹

[ratmanreed]

Nice deflection there, babe.

[ Gavin leans down to kiss the top of Mike’s head as he passes by, aiming for the closet. He might not be fully moved in yet, but he’s working on it: slowly. Spend a few nights over here, leave a handful of clothes. And a cat. ]

You gonna talk, or are you just gonna ogle me as I get dressed?

[ He appreciates the humor, admittedly. Helps him stop worrying about stupid shit, like how Lij isn’t picking up when he calls — not that Gavin really blames him. It’s not as if he has a script in mind: he’d devolve into yelling, and Elijah knows that.

Always one step ahead. That motherfucker. Till now, apparently. ]

@ bestfuneralever

[inthesaferoom]

So uh

Sorry about everything

Just now???

[bestfuneralever]

what the fuck
Wtf is happening rn Mike
wtf wtf wtf

[He had no clue. None. His head is spinning. He might end up spinning himself right into a panic attack if you just give him a minute.]

[inthesaferoom]

Things were wrong

A few people said

Let's fix it

[bestfuneralever]

how did ANYKNE know about ben
hiw
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i knew dad was alyes awful but
this is
i cant
what the FUCK

@ naturedoesthangs

[inthesaferoom]

If you're not watching and laughing at the jokesters you've got something else wrong with your head

Just saying

Various details of the Data Bomb

[inthesaferoom]

Will be added to if necessary

*Pinned on Laura Kearney as the source, whoops
*Includes what was labeled a manifesto that definitely details how the android revolution was intended all along and things like Connor's intended path, Zen Garden and Amanda. There's nooo hiding any of this.
*Reginald Hargreeves's secrets that he kept suppressed. Just some wild shit.
*The network between the 43 marigold parents and all their identities. Wait, Angela Munroe was one of them? She started gathering the mothers? Mike definitely didn't see that shit.
*General government bs blah blah come up with whatever you want?? If it helps if it fits it's cool

hey? Look alive. Sunshine.

[chrysalisheir]

[ Isn't it funny how people can play games? How leaving an opening can set up vulnerabilities? Or how you can spend your life thinking you're doing something you chose to do, but you've been manipulated for years into creating cracks in society itself - and if you take a moment to rest, the real bad guys are going to take the opportunity to swoop in and fuck shit up?

Not identifiable? Maybe that last one is just a guy known as Michael Munroe. Could have been Christopher Hartley, but he died first. Lucky fellow.

Twenty four hours after the data bomb dropped, it starts. Little things don't work. Maybe a cell phone doesn't get service when it should. Maybe an android does something it shouldn't be doing if it's not deviant. Just stuff that happens occasionally, but suddenly it's all happening at once and often.

Several figures in the government are getting replaced. There's a lot of talk behind the scenes. But suddenly, classified messages are landing on random civilians. Oe just not sending at all.

11 am the second day after. No television network works. It's just this shit, everywhere, no matter what you do or where you go.

At least you can still text, right? But maybe, just maybe, a few people are getting texts they wouldn't recognize the sender of.

Because if you pay attention to the sender, there isn't one at all.

Nothing more than a string of five numbers.

010-101.

Well. Guess it's never a good idea to rest after you fuck shit up. Even if it took half a decade to get there. ]

@ bestfuneralever

[chrysalisheir]

Sir Reginald Hargreeves sends his condolences for your suffering.

🤍🤎💖💙

[bestfuneralever]

wtf???
whos this

[chrysalisheir]

hmmMmm

Do you ever wonder? Why we all feel like Mr. Potatohead figures?

It must have been DREADFUL and dreary. Expected to get in line. To study and push yourself.

To sit in a vault and stare at the dead.

💖

@ ratmanreed

[chrysalisheir]

Heard you like old men.

Care much about that drunk one? Might be useful if you blink and look away.

[ratmanreed]

That’s none of your business unless you’re an old maN

Actually no even then LEAVE ME ALONE GRADY are you threatening Hank

CW references to murder/abuse

[chrysalisheir]

Are you going to do it? Are you always considering it?

You could. Go back to that man. But if you are, might want to do it soon!

I hear there's a hit out. Going to lose your chance with a one-two-three headshot.

🎯

Shame. Allen has SUCH a pretty face. I could do it, you know? Take his hits. Pity you dropped the ball.

@ naturedoesthangs

[chrysalisheir]

Hey, sad boy.

Tag 👏

You're it.

[naturedoesthangs]

Yeah yeah,

Sad. Emo. 13. I have heard it all, you're not creative.

You're not trolling me,

You're far from the first shit for brains to attempt this sort of thing,

010-101? Good attempt at showing your mana, but you are only compromising your tapu,

So? Pony up,

Someone figured out Taniwha? Wish to teach me a lesson?

He has been berift since his king died,

Your attempts are useless. No more now that everything is done,

Let Galahad rest.

Hush now, foe or fairweather friend.

[chrysalisheir]

This isn't what Lusca wanted.

He tried, you know?

He tried.

Too bad, I suppose.

@ xmascake

[chrysalisheir]

You going to share your toy?

Kind of bold, you know? Keeping that all to yourself.

Someone else might need enrichment, too.

[xmascake]

Uh. No?

No, I don’t think I’ll share.

Sorry. 🙂

[chrysalisheir]

Oh! Then you're volunteering instead.

Wonderful. No notes, except for what I plan for you.

This'll be fun, little boy.

@ forasecond

[chrysalisheir]

Delores calling. She asked me to send you a message.

Honey, she feels sad and alone. Why did you do it? Why did you leave her behind?

She was such a good partner. So doting, only wanted to make you happy.

She's scared, you know. The world is now very dark and very small.

[forasecond]

How did you get this number?