inthesaferoom: (nostalgia in stolen medium)
𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚘𝚎 ([personal profile] inthesaferoom) wrote2025-06-10 05:56 pm

Random texts post

JESUS HOT SAUCE CHRISTMAS CAKE

The end.
ratmanreed: (the heart of mine | alazka)

me, normal: is Gav the food

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 05:14 am (UTC)(link)

My right? What happened to all that “don’t give a shit about consent” stuff?

[ Not that it’s ever been non-consensual, even when it hurt. Maybe especially then.

Mike might compare himself to Grady, but Gavin’s never told him no and meant it. ]

Other things, huh.

[ He hesitates for a few seconds, but then he’s slipping his fingers between Mike’s. Even if it scares both of them. ]

Why’re you being so goddamn cute?

ratmanreed: (I swallow my fears | north)

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[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 05:58 am (UTC)(link)

Oh, I know all about your saying shit just ‘cause of how it makes me feel. But —

[ The slightest curve of a smile at the corner of Gavin’s mouth. ]

Think you might know me too well, then. Most people dip long before all that.

[ He looks down at their hands — or tries to, with the lights still mostly out; flickering every so often. ]

How about we clean up this mess before someone finds us making out down here?

ratmanreed: (It’s been a while since we talked last)

we love violence here

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)

You know that’s just gonna piss the toaster off.

[ Which Gavin enjoyed before, but clearly the thing has gone deviant and no one will listen.

But if that’s what Mike wants to do? Whatever. He’ll take the thing’s ire as best he can; for now, Gavin lets himself be tugged toward the exit. ]

This one time.

[ And maybe more, but he doesn’t say that. Mike doesn’t need to know how much power he wields here — if he doesn’t already know.

Gavin sighs: loud, obnoxious. ]

You gonna tell me or is this gonna be some weird surprise?

ratmanreed: (and drinking when we drown)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 07:33 am (UTC)(link)

[ Gavin fumbles on the next step at that admission; has to hold onto Mike for a split second. ]

Can open with that next time, y’know. Almost wasn’t gonna skip work for you.

[ This is a lie. One Mike doesn’t need to hear about, because all Gavin has is his job, his cats. What might that say about his feelings for Mike?

He brushes those thoughts aside as they near the top of the stairs. ]

You gonna keep holding my hand as I claim to be all sick, or what?

ratmanreed: (A035 🥃 the way you laid your eyes on me)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 10:45 am (UTC)(link)

[ Mike’s words definitely turn heads, and most onlookers might usually shrug it off as extremely awkward albeit harmless... but the situation is made weirder by Gavin being on the receiving end here. People are staring, so Gavin puts some distance between them. Crossing his arms. ]

The fuck kind of show are you expecting? If I keel over, that shitty roomba is gonna come running.

[ ...That roomba who’s in Fowler’s office, apparently. ]

Oh my god. Fucker’s probably looking for me. Just —

[ Gavin gives Mike his own little shove. ]

Don’t let him see you.

[ Then he’s off to Fowler’s office with its see-through walls, feigning a cough and not meeting Nines’ eyes. Because Nines can go fuck itself.

Very good show: not. Fowler’s not buying it but he’s waving Gavin away, a la “stop wasting my fucking time.” Nines definitely isn’t buying it — Gavin cares even less about this, but the thing has the audacity to grab his arm as he tries to leave. Grip like steel.

Choice words are said — “gonna make scrap outta you,” threats of vomiting on shoes, et cetera — before Nines leans in. Lips brushing Gavin’s ear, and then... nothing. He says nothing; just pulls away.

Leaving Gavin to head out on his merry way — although if Mike is still in the precinct’s main room, Nines might note that for later. ]

ratmanreed: (why I’m still here | pink)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 11:16 am (UTC)(link)

Didn’t I tell you they’ll just send another? You gonna kill them all?

[ Gavin touches Mike’s shoulder, trying to steer him toward the entrance. ]

They’re considered “people” now, or whatever. Not legally, but these things cost a shitton of money. You really want to be on the hook for that?

[ Gavin was more than willing to kill Connor — before the whole “my toaster is alive” bullshit. ]

ratmanreed: (I told you god will get you through it)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 11:30 am (UTC)(link)

You gonna pay millions? Just to fuck with Nines?

[ Cute, seeing Mike all into this idea. But stupid.

Once they’re outside, Gavin snaps his fingers in front of Mike’s face. ]

Is revenge worth all that?

ratmanreed: (the life that I envision | wind)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-11 11:42 am (UTC)(link)

[ Gavin’s about to snap back — just bullshit, really? — when Mike has to go and be all cute again.

All this is gonna kill him. Mike’s gonna kill him. And again Gavin makes a very undignified sound in his throat, but this time Mike is halfway to kissing him when it happens.

Mumbling: ]

Better be bullshit, Mike.

ratmanreed: (A033 🥃 I run away when things are good)

I’m normal about motorcycle Mike

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-12 06:38 am (UTC)(link)

“Different” better not mean “illegal.”

[ PDA’s still weird. Will probably always be weird, and despite the way Gavin slightly cringes away — that’s just habit. That’s his thing: he pushes and pushes until finally people leave, and it’s always a disappointment but never a surprise. ]

I mean it. You go through all that trouble to fuck with your — y’know.

[ File. ]

Don’t you go fucking that up for a metal freak who can’t even fix my damn blender.

[ Gavin’s tried to get Nines to fix said appliance, but alas.

Then, at the motorcycle: ]

What the fuck is this?

ratmanreed: (soon you’ll be alone | powfu)

and extremely sexy (Gav is normal)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-12 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)

[ Gavin has the file tucked under his jacket, against his back. Free for him to burn or hoard.

Muttered: ]

Not what I’m worried about.

[ What he is worried about is popping another boner, all pressed up against Mike’s back. On a motorcycle.

So, in an attempt to avoid such: ]

Let me drive.

ratmanreed: (I still hear you calling | amity)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-12 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)

Not gonna fight you over a motorcycle, dipshit.

[ Gavin shoves at Mike’s chest — playfully, for him. But if anyone else saw, they might think he was ready to throw down. ]

Get the fuck on, then. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

[ He’s eyeing the motorcycle as he circles round, then, looking back up at Mike: ]

Do I even want to know about all that shit, or is it more on a “need to know” basis?

[ He wants to learn more about Mike, sure. Won’t catch him admitting that, though — yet. But he’s not gonna wring the guy for personal details.

Yet. ]

ratmanreed: (A013 🥃 I don’t feel sorry for loving you)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-07-12 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)

Oh, you’re not that stupid, are you? Could’ve fooled me.

[ Gavin catches the helmet, putting it on before sliding onto the motorcycle behind Mike. ]

Stupid enough to say all that shit down in the archive room. And almost fuck me. In the archive room.

[ Mostly Gavin’s still smarting from everything he said down there: everything he admitted to and can’t take back. And part of him will always want to curl back up in his shell.

Regardless, Gavin wraps his arms around Mike’s waist as he leans against him. Very normal. ]

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MIIIKE

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Autocorrect Emily is so smart

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FREAKS!!!

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YESSS mO_Om

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Mike’s face lmfao

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the rat walk. rat shuffle

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hE MIGHT (Rat Escape)

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ratclown Mike

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MIKE 💔

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It does and also MIIIIKE ;-;

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Gavin being frightening

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