𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚘𝚎 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
inthesaferoom) wrote2025-06-10 05:56 pm
inthesaferoom) wrote2025-06-10 05:56 pmRandom texts post
JESUS HOT SAUCE CHRISTMAS CAKE
The end.
The end.
inthesaferoom) wrote2025-06-10 05:56 pm
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This is you now, right?
After letting an entire nursing home diddle you silly to win a bet
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You sound jealous.
Also you sound like a nerd. The fuck is that anime shit
Why do you keep talking about me online, nerd
MIKE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN -
cn: bestiality mention already
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cw drugs probably
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What drugs did you take, Mike
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@ ratmanreed , 6/19/25 TFLN busting through captcha like the kool-aid man
Don't need to stop you.
Just need to step in that door, turn around
And make you crawl
it’s been 84 years
Yeah? And how do you think you’re gonna make me do anything?
WHY DO I LIKE THAT ICON SO MUCH a rat shouldn't be attractive
now I have to use this icon I’m sorry
Gavin: u thought i was hot for a second? I'M A WHOLE ASS RAT
absolutely LF an ass smack
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@ ratmanreed
Have something for you to think about.
Process a little, get back to me.
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[ SWEATS
Oh, he’s processing, all right. ]
That belt for my ass or what?
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sent probably like 5 minutes later because Gav was obsessively watching
Cw... It's obvious
LMAO
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@ whoever you want, can be both if you want, Mike just being stupid in total
My bitchboy
Gonna whip u into shape
Like a rectangle sauntering vaguely downward s
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If this text message was intended for Detective Reed, I’m going to have to kill you.
Mike are you okay
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I had to do this again it felt right
LMAO
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Just. Yeah
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misfire;
MIKE ARE YOU OKAY
UNCLEAR
misfire;
@ anyone including Gavin, COULD EVEN BE GOOD MIKE, but def not meant for Gav, post hotel
It definitely homo right
No kikkn
Hmm
Dont know Don care but unsure if fsdsrint a rat
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Pretty homo, yeah.
What is with you and rats. Is this a kink thing
Definitely not me. Like what happened to you. So I can avoid whatever all this is
Autocorrect appearing w/"Ethan" and I just leavea it
Resident Evil Ethan lore breaching containment
SERIOUSLY MIKE ARE YOU OKAY
LMAO
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Mike are you okay??????????
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He's. Trying
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It was supposed to be come on baby but I see you, typing fuck up
Gav just assuming the coke part is legit
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@ xmascake
What's up, I'm not dead, how about you?
Lonely without me to help replace your missing fingers? Buddy, get a job.
Had an intrusive thought and went for it
Nope. Not dead, still alive. Sorry ;)
Got a job and wouldn’t you know ??? There’s a rat infestation.
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👁️👄👁️
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Bad Mike NO
cn: rape ????
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It's a mass text, reply at will
Wish your friendly neighbor drug (or ex) addict a great time, honor him with this shit. When do you have the chance to compliment or degrade, kiss or kill, bang or suck? Bold to think you actually have to choose between these things. If the vibes are good, so are we.
Jump on that bandwagon until it's riding you like a pillow princess too lazy to find a daddy to get laid.
Seeya bye.
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Better stay an ex druggie
Do I want to know how many people you sent this to
[ Probably not. ]
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who is will and where is he
Chris existing suspiciously and Mike like how did I smoke without knowing
omg xD
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SORRY
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misfire~
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@ bestfuneralever
Send help awooga awooga okay no it's more serious but I don't? Know what fucking sound alarms make? Die
Not you I'll explain but first rule you gotta avoid any combination of the words baby, boy, bad
You gotta, even by themselves, tell me you'll do this or we forget this text
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burn bury or sink
do u care or have prefs like
does it matter how or????
ok i agree 2 now use those words
*NOT
NTOT USE
NOT
omgggggg 🤦
i wont
i swear
PINKIE swear the most sacred of bonds 🤙
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@ ratmanreed
just. talk at me mistreat me step on me w h a t e v e r please. fuck goddamn please
degrade me and don't cop out. really lemme have it. don't step on me, i gotta earn it coz i'm pathetic, that kind of shit
just
build it up real great. make me work for your cock cuz it's too good for me. just.
Okay¿???????
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[ Gavin could ask. He wants to ask: “did something happen?”
But instead, he rolls with it. For Mike. Because he’s embarrassed enough to make this request, to need it — which reminds Gavin of when he asked Mike to hit him. So he understands.
And this isn’t at all ominous!]That’s right. You don’t deserve my cock, do you? Gotta earn it. Even just a taste.
Won’t step on you, either. Not yet. Think I’d dirty my feet with you?
You’re disgusting. A needy little whore, aren’t you?
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me @ the last line like “little does Gavin know”
Mike. Mike please
Gavin’s like “what are friends”
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@ naturedoesthangs
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// only when you get to the grave will i ghost you ... //
He made the necessary become the concrete reality.
It took less than two days for him to respond to the events of Hackett's Quarry by programming a unique way for them to contact each other. This man who never risked travel busted his way into small town New York. He was not to allowing his sole friend to stay arrested as he had,
Not when he himself had been saved from the same by the other.
"Use this whenever there's trouble," he'd said. Nick used it a lot the first year. But his own inner demons and outer obsessions drove him to drift away.
He is in trouble. So many elements. Perhaps ]
Tiaki, are you,
Do you exist,
I don't have that new phone yet,
But I'm here,
I'm here.
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The drop of the data bomb became an excuse to talk and yeah, maybe he still got too involved. Setting Laura up to take the fall for both of them was brilliant, but it could have been anyone. He'd even considered Klaus for a time. But something stopped him from that and nothing was stopping him from being vindictive at a particular kind of bitch who was just offensive, thanks.
He doesn't understand all this werewolf shit. But he does understand this - he's like two minutes away from irrevocably rocking the world and he wants to talk to the person who was just as responsible. Who knew explicitly why he was even bothering. ]
so should this shit sign off all casual
Hey bitches you asked for this
Or something more encouraging idk
Hey bitches you could ask for something else?
Report back
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@ M. Munroe - verse debatable? possibly will loop into chaos'verse?
this is mike right?
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@ ratmanreed
You ready? They might be cute. Might.
Real emphasis on the last bit there.
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How do you even know I want it. Them ?
[ He does. Doesn’t even know what it is, but he wants it. ]
Terrible. He's terrible.
👀
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WHEEZED
I HAD TO I KNEW IT IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW IT
PERFECT
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Seven days before the full moon? Step to the wayside...
I seem to still have this number?
It is,
Old and dusty and full of memories.
Perhaps half a decade past?
More so?
You had told me,
If it were necessary, to use your connections. To thank me for -
Heh. Well.
The piper has come to collect. Are you noble? Do you stand by your word as a man?
If I do recall correctly,
I made you into that man, perhaps? Yes?
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What
[ Sweating and suddenly he's fifteen again. He almost has to check and make sure. Maybe just a bit of a body pat to make sure he's not that stupid geek anymore. ]
明月.
You're uh.
Hi.
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@ ratmanreed, 7 days before full moon bullshit or HARGREEVES RENAISSANCE
NO I'VE GOT TO HELP YOU
fuck fuck fuck they're coming outta the woodWORKS
if a weird chick texts you about a rumor just runJUST SAY NO LIKE IT'S DRUGS OK LIKE IT'S NOT AN OLD MAN'S ASS OR MY DICK IS GUESS IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF MY DICK!!?!!!!
nope. Run. Just trust me go go GO.
accidentally pasted this in the tag so I’ll just put it here („ಡωಡ„)
This about the freak invasion? There’s been like. Four? I’ve lost count but they’re all fucking yappers.
Yap yap YAP ask Mike about THIs ask Mike about thAT yap yap
NOT LEGALLY AWAKE
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CW incest
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CW I don't even know. I don't even KNOW
“Klaus washes crusty socks” LMFAO
He's never living that down if Mike has to make sure of it
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@xmascake - A few days after a ratly birthday
I've unblocked you for exactly five seconds because if this guy is yours you should have something to look at
Even if you don't get anything else. Because you're not. Believe that.
Anyway:
They can't really predict a day of birth but if everything keeps going the way it is, probably around another 6 weeks. Not stupid enough to give you the real day thanks.
Already stupid enough to send this. Anyway bye
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Yeah
I’m there
[ Just totally ignoring what Mike says about this being all he’s getting. ]
We’re having a son. Wow
I have name ideas. Like Mike III
I’ll start knitting or something. Is six weeks enough to learn. And sew some booties. A onesie??? I dunno
CW savage as hell
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@ratmanreed fucking random misfire whoops
August 2037
August 2037
September 2037
October 2037 ]
Bro, Klaus, you don't understand
NYC Mike went hard and moving away went even harder
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Pictures gave me a boner but you calling me Klaus killed it dead
Why are you sending that clown pictures of your sexy hands
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Gavin unlocking new Mike kinks
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I feel like the middle image is literally just him in a nutshell
Gavin like “would kiss his ass tbh. would”
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@ ratmanreed , cw possible mpreg horror???
List. Wants and requirements for a place. We gotta bite this off, don't know about you but I have maybe three weeks before this kid pops himself out and I don't want to figure out how
Like is it going to be aliens style NO NOT THINKING ABOUT IT answer my question QUICK
Gavin that’s not HELPFUL re: hole
What is. WHAT
You always distract me at work what the hell are you talking about DEFINITELY NOT ALIEN STYLE THAT’S NOT HAPPENING
Lij is worried about my loose hole
WE NEED A BIG PLACE we have a lot of cats and we’re gonna have more
And wolf mom is gonna want somewhere to take care of her pups I MEAN IDK she’s a wild animal she can do what she wants
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Gavin please you’re terrible at naming pets. no room to talk here
Speaking of that, also mild Mike crash out
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@ ratmanreed
Tell me why I went to say goodbye and good luck to Tina and someone asked me if I'm taking care of your illiterate ass when we move
Are you psychic because I'm pretty sure I fucking text you so WHAT is going on
Report back or send help
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NOT ILLITERATE whoever you’re talking to is. ILLITERATE
why are you talking to these people they’re all clowns who we’re never seeing again NINES INCLUDED ESPECIALLY NINES
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accidentally almost replied as Connor, he was probably POINTING A GUN
omg
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@ ratmanreed
TO ASK.
AM I AN OLD MAN.
THE WHITE HAIR. THE PAIN
AM I OLD.
YOU CAN TELL ME. DO NOT LEAVE ME. I AM OLD????
who knew about 24. who knew.
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are you. An old. What
why would I leave you if you were old. Have you met me. Who have you been fucking all this time if not me DONT ANSWRE THAT I DON’T WNAT TO KNOW
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@ ratmanreed
Get your ass out of bed, I'm planning a shotgun wedding while all our shit is in boxes
Or fucking you
I guess that's an alternative but we start now
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what old pictures
HWTA OLD PICTURES ANSWER ME
NO FUCKING IN FRONT OF THE PRIEST is there a priest
there shouldn’ t be. NO PRIEST
Pretend this is a photo not clearly a fanart
👀👀
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Mike learning to differentiate the various Chris lol
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