inthesaferoom | Random texts post

Shut up, man. Maybe I’m not entirely sober at present. You ever think about that?

[ He is, indeed, entirely sober. ]

Just for that? Two unsupervised rat fucks or no deal

One unsupervised fuck and one that's double penetration of some sort instead of just me watching.

Two unsupervised rat fucks and one of what you said.

But I get to pick which hole the dicks go in

[ No plural “holes” there. ]

One guaranteed unsupervised rat fuck, if he wants another you get it. Otherwise you can get me alone in whatever sadistic way you prefer.

Come on. Two dicks. One hole. When are we gonna get the opportunity to do this again

Two rat fucks. One DP. One sadistic fuck session with you

Final offer, bud.

[ No, probably not. ]

You realize you're literally just trusting me his ass is a hot commodity. 1 rat fuck. One dp. One sadistic fuck. One of the videos I made of us without asking or telling him, so you get more long lasting satisfaction. Don't make a temporary choice, man

His ass is a hot commodity. Don’t ask how I know. Guys at the precinct like to talk.

Don’t ask what they said, I mean. Not until you have more money to pay me to kill them

The longer this negotiation goes on the more these numbers are gonna climb, Mikey.

Three rat fucks. Two DP. Two sadistic fucks. Your whole stash of rat porn. Also access to the live feed over his bed

I'm asking you how you know and if you answer, we're done. Agreed. But only because of the extra sadistic fuck.

Damn really

I mean hell yeah. You’ve got yourself a deal. IF one of those unsupervised rat fucks is before I do the crime.

Just so I actually get something in case you chicken out afterward. Nothing to hold you to it once the guy is dead, you know?

No but one of the sadistic fucks can be right now Name a place, bitch

One rat fuck and one sadistic fuck pre-murder.

I’ll accept the sadistic fuck as your down-down payment.

Wanna fuck you in the woods

NO come on dude Holy mother frickin toaster strudel would you STOP he's the post murder reward that's not changing Fuck me in the woods then another place of my choice, last offer if you say no I'll find someone else. You're not the only one interested in a million dollars.

You’re bluffing.

[ Good Mike is bluffing about knowing bad Mike is bluffing. ]

Listen. I trust you on the money front, sure. But not the rest. Woo me here

Or maybe it’ll take my dick to woo you? Is that what this is

yeah

How about this timeline for ya, big dog: I fuck you in the woods. A proper forest. Fuck you up against a tree. Get you all covered in pine needles. That sort of thing.

Then I fuck your rat. Unsupervised. Et cetera.

Then I toss in a free Bobert murder. Then onto the rest of the deal.

How’s that sound?

NOW HOLD ON that's interesting DEAL but don't tell me about the Bobby murder plans yet, I'll dry climax before we ever get together

wait really

I mean yeah of course I’m like a master negotiator, am I right

[ But he’s negotiating with himself?? ]

Sure yeah. I’ll save you the details for when I’m fucking you.

[ As if he has it all planned out? He doesn’t. Yet. ]

Look was he in your life at all Or was it just me he fucked over You know he's literally responsible for my mom dying right Don't know what shit you got, hope it wasn't watching your mother crawl back to him over and over for scraps to keep you alive

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MIKE WHAT ARE YOU -

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Mike is NORMAL

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This is just a thing now

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Mike PLEASE

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