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[inthesaferoom]

JESUS HOT SAUCE CHRISTMAS CAKE

The end.

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[inthesaferoom]

she's almost 22 now let's never speak of this shit again

I read 'ejstever' as ejaculate I'm fucking done

Gavin no

[ratmanreed]

what. WJAT. WJAT! I BET HE FUCKED. THAT GIRL. home depot cashier GIVING HER TJAT LOOK MIKE I KNOW that look oh god I have a niece and sje’s a home depot baby isn:t she oh god

WHAT DO YOu MEAN YOU’RE DONE? I HAVEN’T EVEN COME YET

Mike please

[inthesaferoom]

I'm - I'm scared of your childhood and that's a lot coming from me

YOU'RE AT WORK?!?! wait when has this ever stopped me actually

[ratmanreed]

you’re scared of a home depot cashier and yet you were paying me to fuck weird old men or do you NOT DEMSMBER DEMEMBER remember

yeah mike

when has that ever stopped

you

wh en

[inthesaferoom]

okay but bob didn't make some weird bitch who is only three years younger than her uncle in law

Like

Anyway my soul is leaving MY body now, I'm going to steal you

[ratmanreed]

no but I did make Bob MY bitch for a couple hours in the back of a car. DoeS THAT NOT FRIGHTEN YOU

why is your soul leaving what HOW CAN YOU STEAL ME no stealing involved you just trltlelll

[inthesaferoom]

Why would it frighten me. Just WHAT what is happening what is going on

[ratmanreed]

does who I fucked really not weird you out at all

what happened to the nursing home jokes huh WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT

[inthesaferoom]

no? You didn't do it while committed to me????

But I'm not looking to encourage you to go back come on

[ratmanreed]

EVERYONE ELSE WOULD JUDGE AND MOCK

not going to a nursing home again mike you wouldn’t like the man I become

unless I were visiting old man mike at the nursing home. Then you definitely wouldn’t like the man I become

[inthesaferoom]

that better not be your way of telling me another alternate me is walking around I don't NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

[ratmanreed]

don’t even DON’T EVEN SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS mike I can’t handle that. YOU KNOW I COULDN’T HANDLE THAT

Don’t you go making me think of old man mike while I’m at work oh my god TOO LATE

REFLECT!!!!

[inthesaferoom]

reflect on. What.

It won't exist for like five million years babe

[ratmanreed]

not with that attitude it won’t

REFLECT on your ability to make me horny by saying SLOPPY. How about you. Reflect on that.

[inthesaferoom]

sure

sloppy

[ratmanreed]

NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

there will be no sloppifying WITH GLITTER OR OTHERWISE

oh god

sloppeh

nO

[inthesaferoom]

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I hate myself now

[ratmanreed]

who are you and what have you done with my husband

[inthesaferoom]

it's old mike now

No I'm kidding

[ratmanreed]

I SEE WE’RE BACK TO THE TAUNTING

If I saw you with silver hair and wrinkles mike I don’t thknk you understand I would simply lay on the ground and never get up

sit on me when that day comes. You better

[inthesaferoom]

but will you get it up even though you're not getting up

Come on, don't disappoint me

[ratmanreed]

OBVIOUSLY THAT’S WHY I’M LYING DOWN, MIKE

eternal erection. All my energy going to my dick. I will die on that floor

preferably with you sitting o n m e

[inthesaferoom]

💬

💬

Are

Are you okay

LOL

[ratmanreed]

the numBER YOU’VE REACHed is out of service FUXK OFF

[inthesaferoom]

nah, see, you've got me involved now