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[inthesaferoom]

JESUS HOT SAUCE CHRISTMAS CAKE

The end.

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keeping the typos it fits Gav’s energy

[ratmanreed]

Right yeah I definitely need shit explained to me because I’m jjst a fjckkng idiot here apparnelty

[ Sure, he said ignore that stupid second question, but... it was one of Gavin’s little tests, admittedly. One of his bullshit little tests. ]

It's not like Mike isn't lol

[inthesaferoom]

how are you qn idiot if you don't know my past

What we are is two bastards who got bad deals and can get better ones together

But you gotta know the lore

It doesn't help otherwise

[ratmanreed]

Yeah I need to know. I need to know, don’t I.

[ Less because he cares about keeping himself safe with the information, and more because it’s Mike. He’s never asked too many questions — figured that was their vibe: Mike giving what he wanted to, when he wanted to.

And Gavin just accepting that. But Gavin got greedy. He assumes that’ll piss Mike off whenever he realizes the extent of that, but for now... ]

Wanna talk about something else first

[ Not that he feels he has the right to ask, but again: greedy Gavin. ]

[inthesaferoom]

if its possible sure

[ He's not going to say more than that. If Gavin wants another topic, he can start it. ]

sad rat. pathetic creature

[ratmanreed]

What do you MEAN if it’s possible

Tell me more about the thing. The impossible thing

The sTUPID THING

[ The breeding kink, he means. Being purposefully difficult.

But Gavin is sad, and he’s fishing for a pick-me-up. ]

[inthesaferoom]

sure except it pissed you off so much all this started

but yeah ill ignore that coz i only care about myself cool cool cool

the “gou’de” typo made me think of Gouda mmm cheese

[ratmanreed]

1. That’s not what pissed me off and

2. I don’t think you only care about yourself. In fact I’m not sure you care about tohrsslf at all, considering gou’de. Here. Falling to me

TALKING t o me

new foodstuff for food sex dropped

[inthesaferoom]

ok what pissed you off

How is talking to you not liking myself when you make me happy you bastard stupid RAT

🐀🪤 (cn: infidelity accusation ??)

[ratmanreed]

vxzkkNc dhajkkzn

What pisssed me OFF Was

The thought of you fucking other people. It’s not mg business it’s never been my business. I accepted it day fucking one but that was when this was just sex, okay. Didn’t mTter if thst’s not what I wanted because it was just sex

That’s why I said I’m just being a little bitch. I’ll get ouver it. So it bugs me yeah but I just try not to think about it.

Again. Little bjtch

Icon keywords are Mike @ sleeping with good Mike now i guess

[inthesaferoom]

okay then i won't

the end good job you set boundaries LIGHT of my LIFE

so there

Good Mike like “mmm no I don’t think so” (EVIL MIKE!)

[ratmanreed]

Don’t be an ass. I’m not asking you to do that.

I’m just sad. I’m allowed to be sad. You’re allowed to make me sad.

Just try not to remind me of it I guess I don’t know. I’ll get over it. I have before and I will again

👀

[inthesaferoom]

Babe

No

Sure, all that's allowed -

But I'm allowed to decide to change because it'll make you feel better

You can't decide that for me

You can't push me dick first into any hole but yours

[ratmanreed]

Maybe I don’t want you to make me feel better. But I guess I don’t have a say in that, yeah. Because you’re not in the business of making me feel like shit, are you

[ Gavin says this as if it’s a bad thing, but really: it’s just surprising. Shocking that Mike is reacting this way, because as much as Gavin might know him, he’s always expected this to be a line he shouldn’t cross. An insecurity he shouldn’t confess to. ]

Why are you like this. Go fuck whatever hole you want I don’t care

[ He does?? He very obviously does. ]

[inthesaferoom]

Sorry, sweetheart

I've seen what it's like to be the one made to feel like shit

Not enough

Just can't get there

And yeah, I got revenge by doing it too. Not one worse, this chick got me on substances in the first place

But different

Neither feels good. It's a cycle you can't fucking break

So let's not enter it at all baby boy

If you gotta say it to feel better

I'm doing it so I don't feel like crap

But don't forget it's for you too

[ratmanreed]

Fuck me

Not like that

[ But also, yes. Like that. ]

You don’t need to put me before your.... whatever. I’m not asking you to do that

[inthesaferoom]

I'm asking me, the end, so there, stuff it or I'll stuff it with my dick

[ratmanreed]

Go fuck your bitches.

If you don’t I’m gonna strangle you in a not sexy wagmh

Gavin walked into this. A rat ushered into a hole

[inthesaferoom]

Okay so when can I fuck you

Or

Consider we do something new

LMAO 🕳️🐀💨👋

[ratmanreed]

Never. Can fuck me never

what’s the new thing. Maybe I’ll consider it MAYBE

Loll

[inthesaferoom]

idk apparently it's never

[ He's just. Getting tired. But he refuses to actually stop engaging. Even if he's twisted around, between this whole mess and trying to actually cut shit off with his other self in real time. ]

poor Mike and NOT poor Mike^2 and Gav

[ratmanreed]

well damn tell me how you really feel, don’t you

wait no don’t really I mean don’t

unless it’s unending adoration and obsession then you can tell me

I will allow it

did evil Mike set up the hole

[inthesaferoom]

you're the one who said never

[ He keeps fucking up, it feels like. It doesn't make sense, the more he tries to be a better part of this, he ends up missing the mark. Is it just going to be like this?

He wants to do a good job for once in this life, thanks. ]

just trying to do whatever it is you want

LMFAOOOO yes. Just imagining evil Mike keeping Gav in a hole for weeks, as he deserves

[ratmanreed]

I was just being an asshole

I’m always an asshole, or did you forget that

would it make you happy if I were

different

Whoops don't forget to feed him

[inthesaferoom]

no, I want you exactly how you are

I'd be happy if idk

I was different

Evil Mike like “😬 oh well no one’ll miss him”

[ratmanreed]

so you’re not.

💬

happy

.....different how