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[inthesaferoom]

JESUS HOT SAUCE CHRISTMAS CAKE

The end.

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[ratmanreed]

I said makeup WHAT MORE DO UOU WANT FROM ME

[ End his torment??? Or accentuate it, actually. ]

[inthesaferoom]

you have to promise you're not going to judge

This was fucking obnoxious

I'm talking shit like fake freckles YOU CAN'T JUDGE YOU CAN'T

[ratmanreed]

I’ll judge all I want actually but IN A SEXY WAY freckles are sexy. You with freckles is even sexier

ugh

[ “Ugh” as in his dick is hard thinking about Mike with freckles, thanks. ]

[inthesaferoom]

none of this was my decision

I didn't care so I let the dude I was living with do whatever

like whatever

Like it's kind of relaxing to play being a doll actually

You just have to go with the shitty fucking vibes

Mike broke him NO NOT JIM AUTOCORRECT

[ratmanreed]

My face there yeah y e ah

Have you even tried sucking your own dick like

YOU BETTER NOT BE SENDIJF TUESE TO KLAIS I’M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN MIKE

no

NOT FEET MIKE WE_RE NOT DOING TUIS

Red good eyes red

dolls?

The bears in joke in the one shirt lol

[inthesaferoom]

no? I've never had to, like

Anyway

I'M NOT SENDING THEM TO HIM

Doll yeah

If I dressed myself it tracked with what you know

Otherwise it was just

do whatever to me sure I'll play muse

Kinda fun I guess

[ratmanreed]

Yeah I bet. Bet you’ve never had to try sucking your own dick

[ Why is this making him horny? Is it the pregnancy hormones? Mike? Both probably. ]

Will do whatever to you yeah

Shoukdern. SHOILDER shoulder

I like that and I_m judging you a lot like a wholeeeee cucking GUCKING fucking lot Mike I am judging. Tjenfuck oitnof youjska

I’m not drunk

[inthesaferoom]

i mean honestly no, it's not like I've never been able to find anyone willing BUT it's you or nothing now YOU OR NOTHING

you better not be drunk?

I think what you're not getting is I'll wear whatever I'm asked to

[ratmanreed]

And that’s why it’s hot??? For some reason? Like I keep telling you, you could walk down the street and like 90% of the people would want to fuck you right then and there but you&re mine somehow SOMEHOW I DON’T UNDERtsand

NOT DRUNK just disn&t DIDN’T WANT YOU TO THINK I WAS. Am

yes and what YOU aren’t getting is that yes

stop awakening kinks in me Michael Reed it’s doing a number on my HEART can’t take much more of this

Suddenly Mike isn't normal

[inthesaferoom]

 
 
 
 
 
I'll stop gatekeeping the really gayass pics OR the pics of my old job as a mechanic if you call me that again

👀👀👀 rats watching

[ratmanreed]

w hat I didn’t???

why can’t I have both, my very sexy husband named Michael Reed who apparently used to be a mechanic oh god hands ARMS tits

[inthesaferoom]

you get one for that

You get both if we set an actual date to move and actually marry like actually ACTUALLY

[ratmanreed]

do you have a place picked out or what? I can help ... Look?.?

it’s cute that you wanna try and keep pics from me unless I marry you, as if I wouldn’t marry you today

dumbass

[inthesaferoom]

all I know is where it can't be but fuck that shit

Dare you, actually

[ratmanreed]

Can get a new place settled before the kids come yeah? Maybe? Pretty fucking soon

you dipshit dumbass moony eyed clown loving motherfucker

do we just go down to the courthouse and get shit signed ??? Not like I’ve ever fucking eloped before. All new to me

[inthesaferoom]

yeah. I have money stashed we can keep this place for visiting idk

Not clown loving

Gav Reed loving

Yes

[ratmanreed]

Don’t have to keep paying for shit. You’re not doing anything illegal right

[ Starting to panic a bit here, so he’s letting his words run. ]

What do I wear what do I say?? Do we just meet there? Do we go together?? Should we bring Ugly he has his little bowtie?

[inthesaferoom]

no. I'm not currently doing anything illegal

[ Hmm. Careful wording there. ]

we can bring whatever you want babe

Here calm down shh shh this is what marriage gets you especially coz if we move there I can get that job back real easy now

[ratmanreed]

[ He sees that “currently.” Can almost smell the narrowly avoided bullshit there. ]

You gonna work as a mechanic again? Just have your tits on display for the whole world to see?

[inthesaferoom]

[

Scaroused??? ]

uh

Don't know?

[ratmanreed]

You don’t know, do you

YOU DON’T KNOW

[inthesaferoom]

uh

What's happening actually

LMAO

[ratmanreed]

Thinking of people looking at you in your tight shirts all dirty and your nipples all hard

It’s just doing something for me OK

Doing

Something

[inthesaferoom]

hmm are you

Maybe

Hmm

Cuck? Cuck

[ratmanreed]

NO

Maybe

Little

Little bit